Steve MacIsaac was born like many Canadian boys, slightly retarded and with a vestigial tail, but as Steve approached adolescence the trouble started. A friend of Steve's taught him the phrase "bros before hoes" and Steve took it a little too seriously. He began involving exclusively men in all aspects of his life, including work, play and especially sex.
But one day the sex was not enough. No matter how many assholes Steve rammed, the buttsecks reality never lived up to his buttsecks fantasy. Frustrated and dejected, Steve packed up his things and embarked on a gay spirit quest. He travelled to San Francisco, U-R-Gay and finally the Internets, where he came upon the great and powerful Goatse.
From the depths of Goatse spurt forth The Shits of Knowledge and in an instant Steve was granted knowledge of The Arts, through which his most frightening and fagaliscious fantasies could be granted life using pen and paper alone.
Steve immediately set pen to paper and such a torrent of faggotry flowed from his hands that the dongs of Heaven tolled, the sky turned prolapse red and Fagnarok engulfed the Earth. The Gay Titans broke free of their thousand-year prison of frozen santorum and buttsecksed the Earth and everything in it to death, or even worse, gaiety.
Well actually, Steve just drew a macrophilic picture of a bear about to fuck a boat, along with various other faggy webcomics and books, but it was still pretty bad.
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